Halloween Quotes | Funny Quotes About Halloween | Scary Halloween Sayings

Halloween Quotes | Funny Quotes About Halloween | Scary Halloween Sayings
Halloween Quotes | Funny Quotes About Halloween | Scary Halloween Sayings

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1. “I’m not a big fan of Halloween. Except for the dressing up part. I love picking out a costume. – Tory”
― Matthew Leeth

2. “On this day, if it were me, I’d don a mask for all to see.”
― Lee Bice-Matheson


3. “If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it’s Halloween. We haven’t taken it away from kids. We’ve just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too.”
― Cassandra Peterson

4. “This time his voice comes from the left and I hear his footfall moving around my body as I obey. Suddenly I am all limbs, stretching out to please him. I am absurdly vulnerable and beyond aroused. I want him now.”
― Felicity Brandon

5. “When it comes to romance, I’m really simple. I am really a ‘dinner and a movie’ type of person, and I love food, so surprise me and order something different or adventurous when it comes to food, and I’m like a kid at Halloween.”
― Sasha Grey

6. “I can see lights in the distance trembling in the dark cloak of night
Candles and lanterns are dancing, dancing a waltz on All Souls Night.”
― Loreena McKennitt

7. “Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween every day.”
― Gwen Stefani

8. “All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar.”
― John Burnside

9. “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.”
― Erma Bombeck

10. “Miraculously, smoke curled out of his own mouth, his nose, his ears, his eyes, as if his soul had been extinguished within his lungs at the very moment the sweet pumpkin gave up its incensed ghost.”
― Ray Bradbury

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11. “This is the gateway to Hell, baby… Welcome to The Underworld.”
― Kassandra Cross

12. “You’re beautiful when you do that. She dropped her gaze to his. What’s that? Smile.”
― Airicka Phoenix


13. “First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys.”
― Ray Bradbury

14. “Jason shrugged and turned away, the kids trailing after him. “I sincerely hope,” he told them quietly, “that you learned a little something about the dangers of wandering around in the park on Halloween….”
― Kaye Thornbrugh

15. “I don´t want to be a ghost or a stupid sexy cat. I want to be something that I really want to be.”
― Ava Dellaira

16. “Enemies may unite to eliminate a common threat, but never without a wary eye fixed on their ally.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

17. “I am a worthy cause, said Jack. No. You are a bum, said the man.”
― Janet Schulman

18. “Well, how did you die, then? the old man finally asked. Die? Matthew threw back. Are you crazy? I’m not dead. I’m just very late.”
― J. Tonzelli

19. “A costume party. great. a chance for the bimbos to whore themselves out with no penalty of conscience. I found myself excruciatingly curious as to what she was going as, a sailor? No. A pilot. That would be something”
― Bruce Crown

20. “Halloween Mean’s –
Haunt an old house.
Ask for a treat.
Laugh like a witch.
Lick something sweet.
Offer a trick.
Wander a maze.
Echo a boo.
Exclaim the phrase.
Normal’s unnatural on Halloween!”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

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21. “People value Halloween, like Valentine’s Day, because they can tell themselves that it’s not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim.”
― Amity Shlaes

22. “I was born on the night of Samhain, when the barrier between the worlds is whisper-thin and when magic, old magic, sings its heady and sweet song to anyone who cares to hear it.”
― Carolyn MacCullough

23. “Bullying is wrong. It is not okay to bully others back because they bullied you. We learned our lesson with Don the Goat.”
― T.R. Durphy

24. “At the last minute, I couldn’t wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn’t want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone’s front stoop.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

25. “October proved a riot a riot to the senses and climaxed those giddy last weeks before Halloween.”
― Keith Donohue

26. “It is Halloween, he explains coyly. I wanted to come out as something beautiful. None of this witch stuff for me. My God, don’t we spend our whole life as witches?”
― Paul Russell

27. “Hannah Rose Brown was not quite 13 years old when she discovered her family was cursed. The Puzzle Ring”
― Kate Forsyth

28. “Beware! As you trick or treat. These creatures will find you and make you smell their feet.”
― Casey Browning

29. “Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Christmas and the others can end up making you sad, because you know you should be happy. But on Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be”
― Ava Dellaira

30. “It’s Halloween, you can tell everyone you’re going as your favorite Steampunck character.
I don’t even know what that is! Because your generation has no taste in speculative science fiction.”
― Girl vs Monster

Quotes About Halloween Day Quotes

31. “Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses. In the sky the Halloween moon raced in and out of the clouds. The Halloween wind was blowing, not a blasting of wind but a right-sized swelling, falling, and gushing of wind. It was a lovely and exciting night, exactly the kind of night Halloween should be.”
― Eleanor Estes

32. “The fallen leaves in the forest seemed to make even the ground glow and burn with light”
― Malcolm Lowry

33. “Will we ever stop being afraid of nights and death? When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die.”
― Ray Bradbury

34. “Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallow’s Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.”
― Solange nicole

35. “Don’t get all gothic and emo on me now. – Tory”
― Matthew Leeth

36. “If I was going to spend the next day in jail for obstruction of justice, I’d better get a good nights sleep.”
― Kathi Daley

37. “Real life… Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria”
― Solange nicole

38. “I made a decision back in 1978 that, in a trade off for money when I directed Halloween, I would have my name above the title in order to basically brand these movies my own.”
― John Carpenter

39. “Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It’s true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage.”
― Linda Bozzo

40. “I got a rock.”
― Charlie Brown

Scary Halloween Sayings Quotes

41. “I’m not fond of a tradition that requires people to open the door for strangers. Or for kids to take candy from strangers.”
― Megan Erickson

42. “After a few brief simple moments, he found her neck, kissing the nape as if it were a peach, grazing her skin barely, causing her to moan out a small tiny little whimper. Before she could take another rbreath, his lips met hers in rapture, and suddenly, she was lost within the tragic abyss of falling beneath a lovebinding spell.”
― Keira D. Skye

43. “I dropped the candies into the children’s bags, thinking: You small mortals don’t realize the power of your stories.”
― Karen Russell

44. “In the middle of the field, Harry suddenly stopped and looked back. Mr. Chad was all alone in the creepy woods. He could take care of himself. couldn’t he? Of course he could, he was a teacher.”
― Connie Kingrey Anderson

45. “Would it surprise you to know that a presence was on your back a few seconds ago?”
― Teresa Flavin

46. “The strange thing is, this truly horrifying experience planted a seed deep within my heart that germinated and grew into a desire that, I have to admit, I’ve never completely overcome.”
― Kathi Daley

47. “Halloween was the best holiday, in my opinion, because it was all about friends, monsters, and candy, rather than family and responsibility.”
― Margee Kerr

48. “You’re just spooked. It’s Halloween; we’re all kind of spooked. That’s just the way it is. – Tory”
― Matthew Leeth

49. “I had a dream about you last week. It was October 31, 2002 and we met at a Halloween party. You came dressed as yourself, I knew you’ve been hiding your true self all this time.”
― Rodney Jenkins

50. “I reach forward for him, expecting to feel the hardness of his chest or at the very least one of his arms coming to halt my progress, but there is nothing. I expand my reach a little and then, feeling slightly spooked, I listen. Nothing. No breathing, no footsteps nothing.”
― Felicity Brandon

Happy Halloween Signs Sayings

51. “Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I always go all-out with my costumes.”
― Ginnifer Goodwin

52. “So much for a ‘Happy Halloween!’ I thought sarcastically. I should wear a huge sign around my neck from now onwards that reads: ‘Stay clear of me if you want your party to survive the night’!”
― Adele Rose

53. “There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
― Jean Baudrillard

54. “Leave the light and travel the shadow-lands,” said Blaise, repeating the inscription on the silver box.”
― Teresa Flavin

55. “I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house. And I love Thanksgiving, because of the football and the fall weather. And of course, I love Christmas – that’s my favorite of all!”
― Joe Nichols

56. “I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.”
― Mindy Kaling

57. “My Halloween costume is Godot. I’m not showing up at the party, just texting the host every 10 minutes that I’m on my way.”
― Wynne McLaughlin

58. “I love scary movies. I like blood and gore, and I love Halloween movies.”
Carrie Underwood

59. “I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up.”
Alexa Vega

60. “It isn’t always true that a critical end justifies desperate means.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

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Happy Diwali Status | Diwali Cards Greetings | Deepavali Status in English

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Happy Diwali Status / Diwali Cards Greetings / Deepavali Status in English : Amazing moment for all Indian to celebrate lighting Festival Deepavali/Diwali. May this Deepawali bring you all a cracker with Joys, firework with happiness and Prosperity and Subh Laabh from Ganesh Ji. This time we have collected Best Diwali Status in English with lighting. Which you can use on WhatsApp, Facebook ans Twitter etc. Share your favorite Status and Greetings with us in the comments. Share this collection with everyone.

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Happy Diwali 2016 Status Greetings

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1. “Let this Diwali Burn all your Bad times and Enter you in Good times.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

2. “The festival of light is full of delight Let me double the charm of your diwali night.”
Happy Diwali 2016!


3. “Let me make your Diwali more colorful with the lights of wishes of my heart.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

4. “May you live your life like the Festivals of Diwali, Happy Healthy and Wealthy.”
Happy Deepawali 2016!

5. “Dlights glowing on Diwali inspire us 2 shine in our true spirit! May this glittering festival make you shine all the way!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

6. “May the Joy, Cheer, Mirth and Merriment of this divine festival surround you forever. May the happiness, that this season brings, brighten your life and Hope the year Brings you luck and fulfills all your dearest dreams!”
Happy Deepawali 2016!

7. “Internet Chat and Browser History deleted, and also Whatsapp Gallery and Videos. Than, Diwali cleaning was completed!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

8. “May the supreme light enlighten your understanding, may you acquire the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the inner-self, may you prosper gloriously on the material as well as spirit.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

9. “This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

10. “Lights of lamp inspires us to shine in our true spirits! May this festival of lights enlighten you all the way! wish you & your family.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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11. “May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

12. “Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever, So here is my wish for glowing Diwali, glowing life!”
Happy Deepawali 2016!


13. “With a hope that you attain success and bliss with every light that is lit on the day.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

14. “Paying respects to the Gods, and decorating for them the thali, this is what the occasion is all about, this is the spirit of Deepavali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

15. “May the gift of happiness and prosperity fill your heart and home with joy on Diwali and always.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

16. “May This Diwali be as bright as ever.”
Happy Deepawali 2016!

17. “If we can show love to everyone on Diwali then why can’t we stay the same throughout the year?”
Happy Diwali 2016!

18. “May this Diwali bring joy, health and Wealth to you.”
Happy Deepawali 2016!

19. “This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, Happiness as sweet as his sweets, and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.”
Happy Deepawali 2016!

20. “Please receive our simple Gift of ‘Wish”Wrapped with Love’ tied with ‘Care’ and sealed with a ‘Prayer’ to keep you & your Family ‘Safe’ & ‘Healthy’ Happy Diwali!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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21. “Like the fire works sparkling in the sky may your each day glow with joy and be bright with smiles.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

22. “I wish that the only time there is darkness around you is when you are watching your favorite movie or sleeping peacefully!”
Happy Deepawali 2016!

23. “Warm Diwali wish for every happiness may this day fill your life with happiness and bring to you joy and prosperity.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

24. “May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.”
Happy Deepawali 2016!

25. “If wishes came in rainbow colors, I would send you the brightest ones to say, Happy Diwali!”

26. “This Diwali instead of burning crackers, burn your ego.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

27. “May Goddess Lakshmi bestow you with opulence and prosperity, Lord Ganesha remove every obstacle from your life, Lord Shiva bestow you with mercy and compassion, Goddess Parvati give you love and devotion, Lord Brahma give you wise speech.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

28. “Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

29. “I wish that the only time there is darkness around you is when you are watching your favorite movie or sleeping peacefully!”
Happy Deepawali!

30. “During this festival season, may your luck with cards stays by your side at all times! Happy Diwali!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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31. “With gleam of Diyas and the Echo of the chants may happiness and contentment fill your life wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!”

32. “You are invited to the festival of diwali of this world and your life is blessed.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

33. “Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

34. “Other side we litter things and burn loads of crackers on festivals like Diwali and destroy mother earth on the name of celebration and fun. We have misunderstood.”

35. “Happiness is in air Its Deepawali everywhere Lets show some Love and Respect and wish everyone out there Happy Diwali.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

36. “People throng the Temples to offer, Prayers, resolving to take better roles.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

37. “May you all attain full inner illumination, May the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

38. “Diwali also called Divali, Deepavali or the “festival of lights”, is a five-day Hindu festival widely celebrated by Hindus in India on 30th October, 2016.”

39. “3 Days, 72 Hours, 4320 Mins. 259200 Seconds, Are left. I think i am the first person to wishing you Happy Diwali!”

40. “You have no idea how much l like you, How much you make me smile, How much l love talking to you, Or how much l wish you were here! I wish you were able to brighten my festivities on this festival of lights! Missing you!”
Happy Diwali!”

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41. “A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

42. “Many Deepavali festivals have come and gone. Yet the hearts of the vast majority are as dark as the night of the new moon. The house is lit with lamps, but the heart is full of the darkness of ignorance. O man! wake up from the slumber of ignorance.”
Happy Diwali!”

43. “Diwali is coming soon.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

44. “Along with lighting up the lights, fir lamps and candles, light the knowledge, maturity inside you.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

45. “The sun does not shine there, nor do the moon and the stars, nor do lightning shine. All the lights of the world cannot be compared even to a ray of the inner light of the Self. Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy the festival of lights!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

46. “May the beauty Of deepavali season fill your home with happiness.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

47. “Life is a festival only to the wishing.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

48. “On this precious moment of deepavali I wish you very happy diwali and I pray that you will get all your endeavors fulfilled as well as you get lots of gifts and sweets on this diwali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

49. “May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious festival, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer; and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year. Warm wishes on this festival of Diwali!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

50. “My best wishes for you on the festival of Diwali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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51. “May you celebrate it well.surrounded by family, friends, and lots of love and remember.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

52. “On this auspicious festival of lights may the glow of joys prosperity and happiness illuminate your days in the year ahead.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

53. “Drawbacks as light as air, affection as significant as ocean, sidekicks as solid as valuable stones, and achievement as splendid as gold… These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali Shubhkamana!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

54. “Just wanted to wish a little sunshine back into the heart of someone who gives it away all year long.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

55. “On this Diwali I am sending you Cash – C – Care, A – Affection, S – Smiles, H – Hugs.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

56. “Light a lamp of love! Blast a chain of sorrow!Shoot a rocket of prosperity!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

57. “With my 1 Heart, 2 Eyes, 7 Liter Blood, 206 Bones, 4.5 Million Red Cells, 60 Trillion DNA’S. All Wish You A Very Happy Diwali!”

58. “My greeting to you for Happiness, Peace, Progress and Prosperity in your Life. Enjoy and Celebrate.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

59. “May you be blessed with happiness and well being to last through the year.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

60. “Diwali night is full of lights,Crackers may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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Best Diwali Quotes Wishes Greetings

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1. “Life with you is like Diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish You A Very Happy Diwali!”

2. “This Dwali festival is about wishing others prosperity and joy in the coming year.”
Happy Deepavali!


3. “Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of Happiness.”
Happy Deepavali!

4. “Life is a festival only to the wish.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

5. “You are welcome to the festival of lights, which reflects the beauty of the fest that good always victory over bad and brightness victory over darkness.”
Happy Deepavali!

6. “May this Diwali brings many new opportunities to your way to explore every joy of life may your resolutions for the days ahead as per my heartiest love Happy Diwali!”

7. “Diwali is a festival that is dear to all, even to the Sikhs and the celebrations at the Golden Temple have always been a special attraction.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

8. “Diwali is a special time to celebrate our love for each other the love that is a world wide feeling that everyone shares.”
Happy Deepavali!

9. “Our life is like Diwali, so let’s promise to celebrate each and every part of our life like Diwali. May have a bombastic and sparkling Diwali!”
Happy Deepavali!

10. “Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with plenty of Peace and Prosperity.”
Happy Deepavali!

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11. “May this Diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everything bright & beautiful and fill you days with pleasant surprises and moments.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

12. “Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, celebrations as it was always. May God always keep his blessings on us like this.”
Happy Diwali 2016!


13. “This Diwali let us give thanks for all we hold dear: Our health, our family, our friends and to the grace of God which never ends.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

14. “May you have fun, laughter and cheer in this festive season of Diwali. And may God’s blessings be shower upon you.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

15. “Let us keep Diwali holding it close to our hearts for its meaning never ends and its spirit is the warmth and joy of remembering friends.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

16. “Let us vow to lead the world from darkness to light, from falsehood to truth, and from wrong to right.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

17. “Diwali. A festival full of sweet memories, sky full of fireworks, mouth full of sweets, house full of diyas and heart full of enjoyment.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

18. “This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to light them. Save environment, so no to crackers.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

19. “Little unexpected gifts of love and happiness, warm and happy feelings friends and family express, simple joys that mean a lot and bring a smile your way. These are the wishes made for you with love, by all of us on Diwali and always.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

20. “May this Diwali be packed with wealth and calmness and love and happiness which don’t come to an end!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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21. “Paying respects to the gods, and decorating for them the Thali, this is what the occasion is all about, this is the spirit of Deepavali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

22. “May the your neighbors stop using crackers I hope you will stop using crackers and give the peace to neighbors and everyone.”
Happy Diwali!

23. “Today’s the `Festival of Lights’ all over, A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls, Laughter and smiles for many days,` Let there be triumph in every way.”
Happy Diwali!

24. “May these rich blessings be your due, a wealth of friendships, old and new. Some service rendered, some solace given, and gentle peace with god and heaven. Heartfelt wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.”
Happy Diwali!

25. “May you all attain full inner illumination! May the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding! May you all attain the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the Self! May you all prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes!”
Happy Diwali!

26. “Troubles as light as Air, Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold… These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

27. “May thousands of lamps light up your life with endless Happiness, Richness, Health & Wealth forever wishing you and your family A Very Happy Diwali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

28. “Many Deepavali festivals have come and gone. Yet the hearts of the vast majority are as dark as the night of the new moon. The house is lit with lamps, but the heart is full of the darkness of ignorance. O man! wake up from the slumber of ignorance. Realize the constant and eternal light of the Soul which neither rises nor sets, through meditation and deep enquiry.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

29. “Memories of moments celebrated together. Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever. Make me Miss You even more this Diwali. Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

30. “The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival…because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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31. “A loving wish for all the gifts a Diwali is meant to bring, happiness and heart’s content to brighten everything, affection to surround you and happy thoughts to share, throughout the festival.”
Happy Diwali!

32. “Rejoice on this blessed occasion by spreading joy with your friends and loved ones.”
Happy Deepavli 2016!

33. “Life without you is like diwali without light, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Happy Diwali!”

34. “Diwali is the biggest festival, so people spend time and money with Family.”
Happy Diwali!

35. “A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls.”
Happy Diwali!

36. “Happiness is in air It’s Diwali everywhere Let’s show some love and care And wish everyone out there Happy Diwali!”
Happy Diwali!

37. “Maa Laxmi will come to your house and will shower her blessings upon you, remember to keep your doors open and decorate them with lots of lights and flowers.”

38. “Consent to me to make your Diwali more bright and colorful with the enlightenment of wishes of my heart, hope this auspicious Diwali burn your old bad period and light your way in good period.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

39. “Let this diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

40. “The great significance of the Diwali is light up new, bright and colorful dreams, fresh hopes, and undiscovered ways and fills our days with pleasant surprises and moments.”
Happy Diwali!

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41. “He who Himself sees all but whom no one beholds, who illumines the intellect, the sun, the moon and the stars and the whole universe but whom they cannot illumine, He indeed is Brahman, He is the inner Self. Celebrate the real Deepavali by living in Brahman, and enjoy the eternal bliss of the soul.”
Happy Diwali!

42. “Let us vow to live each day in the most pious, God-conscious way.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

43. “May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead. Best wishes on Diwali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

44. “Wish You A Very Happy Diwali 7 Days in Advance. 7 Days To Go…”

45. “Especially for you, with love, comes this extra warm Diwali wish for Things you hold dear, and may every joy and Happiness be yours in The coming year.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

46. “The sun does not shine there, nor do the moon and the stars, nor do lightning shine? All the lights of the world cannot be compared even to a ray of the inner light of the Self. Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy the supreme Deepavali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

47. “During this festival season, may your luck with cards stays by your side at all times!”
Happy Diwali!

48. “Another year will be over, another year will come. I hope and pray that the lights of Diwali illuminate the new chapter of your life.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

49. “Many Deepavali festivals have come and gone. Yet the hearts of the vast majority are as dark as the night of the new moon. The house is lit with lamps, but the heart is full of the darkness of ignorance. O man! wake up from the slumber of ignorance. Realize the constant and eternal light of the Soul which neither rises nor sets, through meditation and deep enquiry.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

50. “Let this diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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51. “May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

52. “Ram Ji! The light of lights, the self-luminous inner light of the Self is ever shining steadily in the chamber of your heart. Sit quietly. Close your eyes. Withdraw the senses. Fix the mind on this supreme light and enjoy the real Deepavali, by attaining illumination of the soul.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

53. “May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali….”Wishing you and your family a very Happy Diwali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

54. “May the festival of light encircle your life with Joy and Happiness. Success comes at your home.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

55. “May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

56. “The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival…because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

57. “From morning till night May your Diwali be bright And as festival comes and go May your happiness grow And yours dreams be fulfilled even more.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

58. “I Pray to God to give you Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, Wish you and your family Shubh Deewali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

59. “On the precious moment of Diwali, I wish you Happy Diwali and I pray that you get all your endeavors fulfilled as well as you get lots of gifts and sweets this Diwali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

60. “We always buy new dresses for the children on Dushera and Diwali and hence, we are here.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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Happy Diwali Wishes in English / Happy Diwali Messages in English : Today I’m Happy to Sharing Here Happy Diwali Wishes and Best Diwali Messages with You. Diwali/Deepavali is a Hindu Festivals Which is Celebrated in Indian People By Decorating their Home, Shops with Lights & Rangoli. People Enjoy Family Gets together with Sweets, Colorful Crackers & etc. So, Make This Happy Diwali 2016, Beautiful by Sending Diwali Wishes & Diwali Messages to Your Friends & Relatives.

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Happy Diwali Wishes for Diwali in English

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1. “May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

2. “Dear all, wish you and your family a very Happy Diwali & prosperous new year. May God fulfill all your wishes in wealth, health & happiness in your life.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!


3. “You are invited to the festival of diwali of this world and your life is blessed.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

4. “This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

5. “On Diwali, I wanted to send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity, health and lots of fun! Hope you have a happy Diwali!”

6. “A matchstick glows for a few seconds, a candle glows for a few hours, a sun glows for a day. I wish you glow forever and ever! Happy Diwali to you and your family!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

7. “Happy, Happy Diwali! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

8. “With lights dazzling, with love flushing around by your loved ones with loads of fun and joy, and with our loving wishes.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

9. “This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts in ROKDA & CHEQUES. Avoid last day rush. Send Now!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

10. “On Diwali, I wanted to send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity, health and lots of fun! Hope you have a happy Diwali!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

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Happy Diwali Messages in English

11. “May this Deepawali bring you all a cracker with Joys, firework with happiness and Prosperity and Subh Laabh from Ganesh Ji…”
Happy Diwali 2016!

12. “May the festival of lights encircle your life with immense Joy and Happiness. Success comes at your doorsteps with these thoughts sending my warm wishes to you on Diwali and always.”
Happy Diwali 2016!


13. “Memories of moments celebrated together. Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever. Make me Miss You even more this Diwali. Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

14. “Wishing a great Diwali that is all set to brighten your days with prosperity, warmth, success and the very best that life can offer, now and forever.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

15. “May the beauty of Deepawali season fill your home with happiness and may the coming year provide You with all that bring you joy!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

16. “May you be blessed with happiness and well being to last through the year.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

17. “May the gift of happiness and prosperity fill your heart and home with joy on Diwali and Always…”
Happy Diwali 2016!

18. “May God show you the way to live life lighter like candles not to blow on others like crackers and keep helping others like sweets to make their lives better.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

19. “Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

20. “My greetings to you for happiness, peace, progress and prosperity in your life. Enjoy and Celebrate…”
Happy Diwali 2016!

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Happy Deepavali Wishes Messages

21. “May the goddess laxmi bless you with prosperity and good luck. Happy Dhanteras and DIPAWALI to you and your Family!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

22. “May you all attain full inner illumination, may the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

23. “Have a crackling Diwali. May this season bring good luck and happiness to you!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

24. “Let us keep Diwali holding it close to our hearts for its meaning never ends and its spirit is the warmth and joy of remembering friends…”
Happy Diwali 2016!

25. “During this festival season, may your luck with cards stays by your side at all times!”
Happy Diwali 2016!

26. “As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

27. “Wish you and your family a bombastic Diwali, have loads of fun and loads of masti.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

28. “With a hope that you attain success and bliss with every light that is lit on the day of Diwali…”
Happy Diwali 2016!

29. “Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali…”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

30. “It is time to feel good, time for reunion, time to share happiness, time to feel being loved, time to show your love, time to live for others and time to wish for peace.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

Best Diwali Messages in English

31. “May the beauty of this Deepavali fill your home with happiness and may the coming year provide you with all that brings you joy! Happy Diwali…”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

32. “Life is a festival only to the wish.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

33. “On this auspicious festival of lights, may the glow of joy, prosperity and happiness illuminate your days in the year ahead. Happy Diwali…”
Happy Diwali 2016!

34. “This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

35. “Diyas are God’s way of telling us that there will always be light to drive away darkness. May the light of diyas spread joy to your life.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

36. “Lets fill our home with prayers and lights not with fumes and crackers.”
Happy Green Diwali 2016!

37. “The best thing about these Diwali sweets I’m sending you…They’re 100% calorie free!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

38. “May the Divine light of diwali spread happiness, peace and prosperity to you and your family! May the lights of this auspicious festival fill your life with the enternal glow.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

39. “Life without you is like diwali without lighting, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali!”

40. “On this Diwali I am sending you Cash – ”
C – Care
A – Affection
S – Smiles
H – Hugs
Please do accept with love… Good luck and have a Safe Happy Diwali!

Safe Diwali Wishes in English

41. “Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

42. “Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, in this festive season of Diwali and always!”

43. “Rejoice on this blessed occasion by spreading joy with your friends and loved ones.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

44. “May the shimmering diyas the crackling fireworks sparkle up your life with happiness, have a mastiful dhamakedar Diwali…”
Happy Diwali 2016!

45. “With gleam of Diyas and the echo of the chants. May Happiness and contentment fill your life wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!”

46. “Light a lamp of love! blast a chain of sorrow! shoot a rocket of prosperity! fire a flowerpot of happiness!wish you and your family ‘Sparkling Diwali’!”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

47. “Diwali also called Divali, Deepavali or the ‘festival of lights’, is a five day Hindu festival widely celebrated by Hindus in India on 30th October.”

48. “May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

49. “People throng the Temples to offer, Prayers, resolving to take better roles.”

50. “May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

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51. “I wish that the only time there is darkness around you is when you are watching your favorite movie or sleeping peacefully!”
Happy Deepawali!

52. “May millions of lamps illuminate your life with endless joy, prosperity, health and wealth forever.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

53. “Many Deepavali festivals have come and gone. Yet the hearts of the vast majority are as dark as the night of the new moon. The house is lit with lamps, but the heart is full of the darkness of ignorance. O man! wake up from the slumber of ignorance.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

54. “May this Diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everything bright & beautiful and fill you days with pleasant surprises and moments.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

55. “May this festival of lights help you in attaining inner illumination.”
Happy Deepavali 2016!

56. “Paying respects to the gods and decorating for them the thali. This is what the occasion is all about. This is the spirit of Deepavali.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

57. “May you all prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

58. “May the joy, cheer, mirth and merriment of this divine festival surround you forever. May the happiness, that this season brings…”
Happy Diwali 2016!

59. “May the beauty of deepavali season fill your home with happiness.”
Happy Diwali 2016!

60. “On the precious moment of Diwali I wish you happy Diwali and I pray that you get all your endeavors fulfilled as well as you get lots of gifts and sweets this Diwali…”
Happy Diwali 2016!

Happy Diwali Wishes Messages in English

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Happy Christopher Columbus Day Quotes | Christopher Columbus Truth : Hey guys… We have great collection collected for you is Happy Columbus Day. Today is your beautiful Christopher Columbus Truth Day and we have collected Quotes By Christopher Columbus Truth. This collection is very helpful to send Messages to all on this day to wish everyone. if you liked our collection, so share with your friends.

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1 – “You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.”

2 – “Let’s celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now.”


3 – “Be a Columbus smell the fragrance of the new lands and discover them. Happy Columbus Day.”

4 – “Mistakes are the portals of discovery. Happy Columbus Day.”

5 – “I can’t even imagine how many indigenous people Columbus would have murdered if he didn’t get Columbus Day off.”

6 – “He leaves in the background of fame all other navigators whose names are written in the priceless annals of discovery. Happy Columbus Day.”

7 – “Happy Columbus Day! To help move you out of my new house i got you this fabulous diseased blanket as a parting gift. Enjoy!”

8 – “No one should fear to undertake any task in the name of our Saviour, if it is just and if the intention is purely for His holy service. Happy Columbus Day.”

9 – “Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered character.  Blessed is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul. Happy Columbus Day.”

10 – “There’s nothing more America than complaining all day about not having Columbus Day off.”

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11 – “Columbus stands in History as the completer of the Globe. Happy Columbus Day.”

12 – “He gave the world another world. Happy Columbus Day.”


13 – “The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.”

14 – “Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. Happy Columbus Day!”

15 – “With this humble instrumentality did it please Providence to prepare the theater for those events by which a new dispensation of liberty was to be communicated to man. Happy Columbus Day.”

16 – “In honor of Columbus Day, let’s go re-name a bunch of random things. I’ll start. Look at my new pet alligator.”

17 – “We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ. Happy Columbus Day!”

18 – “We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ. Happy Columbus Day.”

19 – “This year, i plan to celebrate Columbus Day by ‘discovering’ my local convenience store, robbing all its resources, and giving the owner smallpox.”

20 – “If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. Happy Columbus Day!”

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21 – “Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at. Happy Columbus Day.”

22 – “Wanted to wish you a Happy Columbus Day and not just because I’m afraid of Italian-Americans.”

23 – “Tomorrow morning before we depart, I intend to land and see what can be found in the neighborhood. Happy Columbus Day.”

24 – “These people are very unskilled in arms. with 50 Men they could all be subjected and made to do all that one wished. Happy Columbus Day!”

25 – “By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination.”

26 – “If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn’t turn out well for the Native Americans.”

27 – “A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. Happy Columbus Day!”

28 – “The horror of a deadly virus being brought info America from overseas reminded me to wish you a Happy Columbus Day.”

29 – “Gold is a treasure, and he who possesses it does all he wishes to in this world, and succeeds in helping souls into paradise. Happy Columbus Day.”

30 – “Every ship that comes to America got its chart from Columbus Day.”

31 – “He completed the universe, he achieved the physical unity of the globe. Happy Columbus Day.”

32 – “Oh Columbus Day! We should totally follow it with smallpox in the blanket day.”

33 – “At sunset Martin Alonzo called out with great joy from his vessel that he saw land, and demanded of the Admiral a reward for his intelligence. Happy Columbus Day.”

34 – “Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader, and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science.”

35 – “Thanks be to God, says the Admiral, the air is soft as in April in Seville, and it is a pleasure to be in it, so fragrant it is. Happy Columbus Day!”

36 – “Stood off and on during the night, determine not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals, continued our course in the morning, and as the island was fount to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there.”

37 – “Columbus has the standing egg, Tesla has the electromagnetic egg and Ma-gee has the irradiated egg. Happy Columbus Day”

38 – “Let’s hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship.”

39 – “When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, ‘Ours’. Happy Columbus Day.”

40 – “It would be a lot easier to honor the discovery of America if America was open right now.”

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Happy Christopher Columbus Day Quotes | Christopher Columbus Truth

41 – “I am a most noteworthy sinner, but I have cried out to the Lord for grace and mercy, and they have covered me completely. I have found the sweetest consolation since I made it my whole purpose to enjoy His marvelous Presence. Happy Columbus Day.”

42 – “Christopher Columbus get a holiday for being on someone Else’s property, yet they call it trespassing if I do it.”

43 – “What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it. Happy Columbus Day.”

44 – “I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man’s inability to ask for directions.”

45 – “Columbus gave Europe a New World, Humboldt made it known in its physical, material, intellectual, and moral aspects. Happy Columbus Day.”

46 – “Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. Happy Columbus Day.”

47 – “America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. Happy Columbus Day.”

48 – “Barging into a foreign land and killing everyone in sight is only cool when Liam Nee-son does it.”

49 – “Be a Columbus smell the fragrance of the new lands and discover them. Happy Columbus Day.”

50 – “Here’s to Columbus getting as lost as every user of Apple Maps.”

51 – “Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.”

52 – “I’ll follow him to the ends of the earth,’ she sobbed. Yes, darling. But the earth doesn’t have any ends. Columbus fixed that. Happy Columbus Day.”

53 – “Illegal immigration isn’t a new problem. The natives used to call it ‘white people’.”

54 – “It’s like, how did Columbus discover America when the Indians were already here? What kind of shit is that, but white people’s shit? Happy Columbus Day.”

55 – “If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.”

56 – “I assume a Columbus Day sale means, I can go into that store and take everything i want.”

57 – “He stands out among the beacon lights of history as a man of vision dominated by a definite purpose. Happy Columbus Day.”

58 – “You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you’re always discovering things people knew about years ago.”

59 – “Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge. Happy Columbus Day.”

60 – “There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”

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