Halloween Quotes | Funny Quotes About Halloween | Scary Halloween Sayings

Halloween Quotes | Funny Quotes About Halloween | Scary Halloween Sayings
Halloween Quotes | Funny Quotes About Halloween | Scary Halloween Sayings

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Happy Halloween Jokes Words


1. “I’m not a big fan of Halloween. Except for the dressing up part. I love picking out a costume. – Tory”
― Matthew Leeth

2. “On this day, if it were me, I’d don a mask for all to see.”
― Lee Bice-Matheson

3. “If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it’s Halloween. We haven’t taken it away from kids. We’ve just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too.”
― Cassandra Peterson

4. “This time his voice comes from the left and I hear his footfall moving around my body as I obey. Suddenly I am all limbs, stretching out to please him. I am absurdly vulnerable and beyond aroused. I want him now.”
― Felicity Brandon

5. “When it comes to romance, I’m really simple. I am really a ‘dinner and a movie’ type of person, and I love food, so surprise me and order something different or adventurous when it comes to food, and I’m like a kid at Halloween.”
― Sasha Grey

6. “I can see lights in the distance trembling in the dark cloak of night
Candles and lanterns are dancing, dancing a waltz on All Souls Night.”
― Loreena McKennitt

7. “Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween every day.”
― Gwen Stefani

8. “All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar.”
― John Burnside

9. “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.”
― Erma Bombeck

10. “Miraculously, smoke curled out of his own mouth, his nose, his ears, his eyes, as if his soul had been extinguished within his lungs at the very moment the sweet pumpkin gave up its incensed ghost.”
― Ray Bradbury


Funny Halloween Quotes Happy Halloween Quotes

11. “This is the gateway to Hell, baby… Welcome to The Underworld.”
― Kassandra Cross

12. “You’re beautiful when you do that. She dropped her gaze to his. What’s that? Smile.”
― Airicka Phoenix

13. “First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys.”
― Ray Bradbury

14. “Jason shrugged and turned away, the kids trailing after him. “I sincerely hope,” he told them quietly, “that you learned a little something about the dangers of wandering around in the park on Halloween….”
― Kaye Thornbrugh

15. “I don´t want to be a ghost or a stupid sexy cat. I want to be something that I really want to be.”
― Ava Dellaira

16. “Enemies may unite to eliminate a common threat, but never without a wary eye fixed on their ally.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

17. “I am a worthy cause, said Jack. No. You are a bum, said the man.”
― Janet Schulman

18. “Well, how did you die, then? the old man finally asked. Die? Matthew threw back. Are you crazy? I’m not dead. I’m just very late.”
― J. Tonzelli

19. “A costume party. great. a chance for the bimbos to whore themselves out with no penalty of conscience. I found myself excruciatingly curious as to what she was going as, a sailor? No. A pilot. That would be something”
― Bruce Crown

20. “Halloween Mean’s –
Haunt an old house.
Ask for a treat.
Laugh like a witch.
Lick something sweet.
Offer a trick.
Wander a maze.
Echo a boo.
Exclaim the phrase.
Normal’s unnatural on Halloween!”
― Richelle E. Goodrich


Scary Halloween Quotes Happy Halloween Quotes

21. “People value Halloween, like Valentine’s Day, because they can tell themselves that it’s not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim.”
― Amity Shlaes

22. “I was born on the night of Samhain, when the barrier between the worlds is whisper-thin and when magic, old magic, sings its heady and sweet song to anyone who cares to hear it.”
― Carolyn MacCullough

23. “Bullying is wrong. It is not okay to bully others back because they bullied you. We learned our lesson with Don the Goat.”
― T.R. Durphy

24. “At the last minute, I couldn’t wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn’t want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone’s front stoop.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

25. “October proved a riot a riot to the senses and climaxed those giddy last weeks before Halloween.”
― Keith Donohue

26. “It is Halloween, he explains coyly. I wanted to come out as something beautiful. None of this witch stuff for me. My God, don’t we spend our whole life as witches?”
― Paul Russell

27. “Hannah Rose Brown was not quite 13 years old when she discovered her family was cursed. The Puzzle Ring”
― Kate Forsyth

28. “Beware! As you trick or treat. These creatures will find you and make you smell their feet.”
― Casey Browning

29. “Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Christmas and the others can end up making you sad, because you know you should be happy. But on Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be”
― Ava Dellaira

30. “It’s Halloween, you can tell everyone you’re going as your favorite Steampunck character.
I don’t even know what that is! Because your generation has no taste in speculative science fiction.”
― Girl vs Monster

Quotes About Halloween Day Quotes

31. “Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses. In the sky the Halloween moon raced in and out of the clouds. The Halloween wind was blowing, not a blasting of wind but a right-sized swelling, falling, and gushing of wind. It was a lovely and exciting night, exactly the kind of night Halloween should be.”
― Eleanor Estes

32. “The fallen leaves in the forest seemed to make even the ground glow and burn with light”
― Malcolm Lowry

33. “Will we ever stop being afraid of nights and death? When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die.”
― Ray Bradbury

34. “Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallow’s Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.”
― Solange nicole

35. “Don’t get all gothic and emo on me now. – Tory”
― Matthew Leeth

36. “If I was going to spend the next day in jail for obstruction of justice, I’d better get a good nights sleep.”
― Kathi Daley

37. “Real life… Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria”
― Solange nicole

38. “I made a decision back in 1978 that, in a trade off for money when I directed Halloween, I would have my name above the title in order to basically brand these movies my own.”
― John Carpenter

39. “Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It’s true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage.”
― Linda Bozzo

40. “I got a rock.”
― Charlie Brown

Scary Halloween Sayings Quotes

41. “I’m not fond of a tradition that requires people to open the door for strangers. Or for kids to take candy from strangers.”
― Megan Erickson

42. “After a few brief simple moments, he found her neck, kissing the nape as if it were a peach, grazing her skin barely, causing her to moan out a small tiny little whimper. Before she could take another rbreath, his lips met hers in rapture, and suddenly, she was lost within the tragic abyss of falling beneath a lovebinding spell.”
― Keira D. Skye

43. “I dropped the candies into the children’s bags, thinking: You small mortals don’t realize the power of your stories.”
― Karen Russell

44. “In the middle of the field, Harry suddenly stopped and looked back. Mr. Chad was all alone in the creepy woods. He could take care of himself. couldn’t he? Of course he could, he was a teacher.”
― Connie Kingrey Anderson

45. “Would it surprise you to know that a presence was on your back a few seconds ago?”
― Teresa Flavin

46. “The strange thing is, this truly horrifying experience planted a seed deep within my heart that germinated and grew into a desire that, I have to admit, I’ve never completely overcome.”
― Kathi Daley

47. “Halloween was the best holiday, in my opinion, because it was all about friends, monsters, and candy, rather than family and responsibility.”
― Margee Kerr

48. “You’re just spooked. It’s Halloween; we’re all kind of spooked. That’s just the way it is. – Tory”
― Matthew Leeth

49. “I had a dream about you last week. It was October 31, 2002 and we met at a Halloween party. You came dressed as yourself, I knew you’ve been hiding your true self all this time.”
― Rodney Jenkins

50. “I reach forward for him, expecting to feel the hardness of his chest or at the very least one of his arms coming to halt my progress, but there is nothing. I expand my reach a little and then, feeling slightly spooked, I listen. Nothing. No breathing, no footsteps nothing.”
― Felicity Brandon

Happy Halloween Signs Sayings

51. “Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I always go all-out with my costumes.”
― Ginnifer Goodwin

52. “So much for a ‘Happy Halloween!’ I thought sarcastically. I should wear a huge sign around my neck from now onwards that reads: ‘Stay clear of me if you want your party to survive the night’!”
― Adele Rose

53. “There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
― Jean Baudrillard

54. “Leave the light and travel the shadow-lands,” said Blaise, repeating the inscription on the silver box.”
― Teresa Flavin

55. “I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house. And I love Thanksgiving, because of the football and the fall weather. And of course, I love Christmas – that’s my favorite of all!”
― Joe Nichols

56. “I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.”
― Mindy Kaling

57. “My Halloween costume is Godot. I’m not showing up at the party, just texting the host every 10 minutes that I’m on my way.”
― Wynne McLaughlin

58. “I love scary movies. I like blood and gore, and I love Halloween movies.”
Carrie Underwood

59. “I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up.”
Alexa Vega

60. “It isn’t always true that a critical end justifies desperate means.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

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